FREEDOM WALL PO!!!

Newbie Number of posts : 12 Registration date : 2008-12-23

uu nga kwawa nmn c ateh matsushita T_T mabait p nmn yan bkt po kau ganyan GM UnSCARED kala ko mabait ka dpla

Newbie Number of posts : 12 Registration date : 2008-12-23

GM UnSCARED ganyan k ba tlga kung ikaw n nsa condition ni Lolipop m22wa ka ba? kunwari ako GM CB kita 1 years m22wa kba hindi dba kung lalo d mu kasalanan un ahayz sa tagal n naglalaro nyan c lolipop d mo pag bibigyan???

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:48 am

nyak...thnx sa concern vien!...

but dnt say that to Gm unscared!...ok lng un dhil pilot ung ngpacb kay lolipop...dq kc mdlas mgmit yan...tska d si GM unscared ng Cb nyan...

Pacnxa na po Gm unscared...Happy new year

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:16 am

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:27 am

Un oHh..!! Very Happy

Subject: hinanakit ko!.. Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:05 am

Gusto ko lng po magparinig sa mga taong walang utang na loob at sa mga taong tatamaan ng sasabhin ko!..

Sa mga taong pinagkatiwalaan ko:

ang kapal ng muka nung iba jan!..pinapilot na nga inaangkin pa ang character ko!..pinahawak na sa knya as in prang xa na owner pro d nmn pinagkainteresan pa!..at isa pa ilang buwan lng aq nwla sa pilipinas pagbalik ko deleted ng ang character ko!..KAPAL NG MUKA MO!..

ADmin no badwords jan..As ate puppy said,labas ko hinanakit ko!..pkigawan sna ng praan yan admin sna may mga information pra malaman mo kng may hacker man or wala!..thnx

Para nmn sa iba jan:

Wag nmn sna kaung mging mayabang sa Game..mging sports po kayo!..kng may low level na ngpapalevel wag nio guguluhin or sasawsawan!...

wag kayo magyabang na mga HALIMAW ang dating nio!..mging fair kau..kya ang dami ngcocomplain about sa server nten!..

PRO INIS TALAGA KO SA MGA TAONG LUMUSAN NG MAKAPAL ANG MUKA...PANGGAP PA!..TAMAAN KA SANA..

kaya d dumadami players sa server nten dhil sa mga kagayang ka2lad nio!..(PARA SA MGA TATAMAAN LNG PO YAN)

ADMIN:

Please lng po..medyo may konting tampo po aq sa inio minsan!..sna nmn po more patience sa mga players at sa mga nagrerequest..dont be to much (mainitin ang ulo) dahil bka po mksma sa server yan,,tska sna nmn admin kht papano mkinig nmn kau sa mga suggestion ng mga players!..sna po if mdami ngvovote pra dun sa mga ayaw nila sna kausapin nio kng anu status ng mga hinaing nila..

un lng...dq maicp ung iba ipost ko nlng ulit..

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:36 am

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Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:47 am

hahaha..wla aq mgwa

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:05 am

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Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:14 pm

IF connection error just follow the struction below

1st
look for the param.ini sa ranfantasy folder using notepad

2nd
if makita nio na yan ang lalabas ung nsa baba...

3rd
hanapin ang server set and look for the login address

4th
pumunta sa site ng ranfantasy. <www.ranfantasy.forumotion.com> en look for the new ip address at the upper right side of the forum

5th
copy then paste nio nlng (basahin nio nlng..)

// GAME OPTION
bSAVE_USERID 1
strENC_USERID 5DBB366121

// SCREEN OPTION
bCHECKWHQL 0
dwScrWidth 1024
dwScrHeight 768
emScrFormat 0
uScrRefreshHz 60
bScrWindowed 1
bScrWndFullSize 1
bGameCursor 1

// SOUND OPTION
b3D_SOUND 0
nSndSfx -1785
nSndMap -1785
nSndMusic -359
dw3DAlgorithm 0
dwSndBufferSize 10
bSndMuteSfx 0
bSndMuteMap 0
bSndMuteMusic 1
bUsePassiveDN 0

// GRAPHIC OPTION
dwShadowChar 4
bBuff 1
bShadowLand 1
bRealReflect 1
bRefract 1
bGlow 1
bPost 1
dwSkinDetail 2
bBUFF_SFX 1
bEMOTICON 1
dwFogRange 2

// SERVER SET
LoginAddress 119.94.191.247 <dis is needed to change if the connect was error>
strNewsURL 119.94.191.69

// GUI OPTION
// font
// type [µ¸¿òÃ¼,Fixedsys]
// class [D3DFONT,D3DXFONT]
// lang [def=0, chn_tra=1, jp=2, kr=3, chn_sim=4, th=5]
strFontType D3DFONT
dwLangSet 0
strGDIFont Tahoma

// TEXT FILE
// ±¹°¡º° ¿É¼ÇÀº XMLÆÄÀÏÀÇ ÅÂ±× ¿É¼Ç°ú ÀÏÄ¡ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.
strCountry pe
strGameInText gameintext_pe.txt
strGameExText gameextext_pe.txt
strInterfaceCfg interface_cfg.txt
strGameWord gameword_pe.txt
strServerText servertext_pe.txt
[/b]

Subject: Monologue Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:17 pm

HAMLET
monologue from the play by William Shakespeare

HAMLET: To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'This a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of ti,
The' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sick lied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:19 pm

THE KID
A monologue by Walter Ben Hare

Suppose you was a kid like me,
And ma would take you on her knee
And fill the wash rag full of soap,
And hold you tight as any rope,
And wash your eyes and nose and chin,
And 'hind your ears, and ever’ thin',
And get some soap suds in your eye,
And up your nose, till you 'its cry!
I bet you'd be as sore as me,
I bet you'd say worse words than "Gee!"
Now wouldn't you?

Suppose you was a kid, I say,
And got washed thirty times a day,
I bet you'd kick and holler, too,
And do things that you shouldn't do.
I bet you'd even cry and bawl,
For you don't have to wash at all!
And what's the use of it, I say?
You 'ist get dirty right away.
And then you have to wash some more!
I bet that it 'ud make you sore!
Now wouldn't it?

When I get growed and am a man
I'll wash on the installment plan.
And all my little girls and boys
Can play around with yells and noise,
And every day wade in the creek--
And only wash 'ist once a week!
And then, 'ist here--and here--and here!
[Points to forehead, cheeks and chin]
And wash with soap 'ist once a year!
Now if you was my little boy,
I bet you'd laugh and shout for joy!
Now wouldn't you?

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:23 pm

HAY BUHAY ABROAD TALAGA
A friend named "Maeng Ni" posted this.
Lahat ng sinabi niya nakakatuwa at totoo, tiyak makakarelate ka.

Akala ng mga tao na nasa Pilipinas kapag nasa DUBAI ka akala nila madami ka ng pera ng langis. Ang totoo, madami
kang utang, dahil credit card lahat ang gamit mo sa pagbili mo ng mga gamit mo. Kailangan mo gumamit ng credit card Kasi naubus na ang cash pinadala sa pinas,
kase pag hindi ka nagpadala, iisipin nila nakalimutan mo na sila.

Akala nila mayaman ka at marami kang pera kasi buwan-buwan libo-libo padala mo walang palya at kapag pumalya iisipin nila baka nagbisyo ka na o may sinusustentuhang iba. Hindi nila alam food allowance na lang ang natitira sayo at pag kinulang pa umuutang pa at lista muna sa malapit na bakala.

Pag may okasyon sa pinas birthday, fiesta, anniversary, pasko, new year, at iba pa, padala ka agad panghanda sarap ng kainan nila, di nila alam ikaw tiyaga sa budget meal, kapsa, noodles o de lata at itlog na nakakabutlig na ng balat, hay naku!

Akala ni Mommy, Daddy, Ate, Kuya, anak, mga pamangkin at iba pa namumulot ka ng pera sa Dubai kada may problema text kaagad, kumusta sa una sa bandang huli kelangan ng ng pera! Hay naku…nakaka-alergic na ang text sa roaming puro gastos…minsan padala ka pa ng load! Load mo nga utang pa Pana! Hay naku bakit ba nauso pa yan dagdag gastos lang talaga at pag di ka pa reply aawayin ka pa!

Akala nila masarap maging OFW at tinatawag na bagong bayani….naku mas masarap pa yong nasa pinas na sa katas ni bagong bayani ay syang umaani! Utang sa DUBAI lalong dumarami.

Akala nila masarap sa DUBAI di nila alam di ka na nga makauwi kasi roundtrip tiket kina-cash pa mapadala lang at ibayad sa utang.

Akala nila sosyal ka na kulay ng buhok mo uso pa at naka-highlight pa, di nila alam buhok mo namumuti na sa stress at problema at pag minalas pa nalalagas pa!

Akala nila masarap sa DUBAI kasi pag-uwi mo mestiso ka, maputi at mamula-mula ang balat mo, di nila alam babad ka sa opisina at kulong sa bahay mo dahil no choice ka, mga kapit bahay mo di mo kaano-ano, walang paki-alaman at kung lalabas ka sunog ang balat mo, init ng araw sobra!

Akala nila mayaman ka na kase may kotse ka na. Di nila alam hulugan pa ito!

Ang totoo, kapag hindi ka bumili ng kotse sa dubai
maglalakad ka ng milya-milya sa ilalim ng init ng araw o kaya sa winter na kasama ang asawa mo dito sa dubai .. O kaya naman tiyaga kang mag –abang ng RTA Bus or Coaster na ubod ng babaho ng mga pasahero at pagbaba mo amoy putok ka na rin, grabe! Walang jeepney, tricycle o padyak sa dubai .. madami mga indianao, Bangladesh na driver na ubod ng baho. Pag minalas ka pakistani na taxi driver na rapist pa!

Akala nila masaya ka kase nagpadala ka ng picture mo sa Burj Al Arab, Desert Safari, mall of emirates, Atlantis, Al Mamzar Beach, Dreamland, Jebel Hafeet, at iba
pang attractions. Ang totoo, kailangan mo ngumiti kase minsan minsan ka lang makakapicture para mapadala mo sa mga mahal mo sa buhay.

Akala nila malaki na ang kinikita mo kase dirham na sweldo mo. Ang totoo, medyo malaki pagpinalit mo ng peso, pero
dirham din ang gastos mo sa dubai . Ibig sabihin ang dirham mong kinita sa presyong dirham mo din gagastusin.
Ang P15.00 na sardinas sa Pilipinas AED3.00 sa Dubai , ang isang pakete ng sigarilyo sa pilipinas P40.00, sa
Dubai AED 6.50, alangan namang puro cafeteria food ang kakainin mo aba mamatay ka sa highblood o heap nyan kasi nga umaapaw na sa mantika madumi pa! Mga kadiri , kaya lang pag naubusan ka ng pera no choice you have to take the risk .

Akala nila buhay milyonaryo ka na kase ang ganda ng bahay at kotse mo.nag pa-lypo kay calayan at nagparetoke kay vicky belo, Ang totoo nag loan ka lang sa Mashreq ,HSBC o CITIbank na huhulugan mo ng limang taon. Ibig sabihin, alipin ka ng bahay at kotse mo at ng luho mo at ng bansang ito !!kasi nga magloan ba naman dahil sa luho bwahahaha!

Madaming naghahangad na makarating sa Dubai . Lalo na mga nurses at mga medsec at eto pa pati cleaners, mahirap maging normal na manggagawa sa Pilipinas. Madalas pagod ka sa trabaho. Pag dating ng sweldo mo, kulang pa sa pagkain mo. Pero ganun
din sa ibang bansa katulad lalo na kaya sa Dubai madaming outlet ng stress mo !kasi walang bawal!!! .
Hindi ibig sabihin dirham na ang
sweldo mo, yayaman ka na, kailangan mo ding magbanat ng buto para mabuhay ka sa ibang bansa.

Isang malaking sakripisyo ang pag alis mo sa bansang
pinagsilangan at malungkot iwanan ang
mga mahal mo sa buhay.Hindi pinupulot
ang pera dito o pinipitas o iniigib. Hindi ako
naninira ng pangarap, gusto ko lang
buksan ang bintana ng katotohanan.

Mahirap mangibang bayan…sino ba ang may kasalanan na iwan sariling bayan?

Manilbihan sa dayuhan at malayo sa pamilya ay may kahirapan.

Hangga’t may pinay DH na nangingibang bayan na simbolo ng ating kahirapan, kawawang bayan ni Juan patuloy na mapag-iiwanan.

Kaya Juan magtabi ka ng pera para sayo, para sa kinabukasan mo!

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:25 pm

TAWA NAMAN TAYO MGA GUYS..
a joke created by matsushiita

Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!
Misis: E ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

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Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!

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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
Jorge: Ano'ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!

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Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po.

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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!

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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*

TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!

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Dear Dodong,
Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...
Nagmamahal - Nanay

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ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!

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MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!

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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!

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At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:29 pm

Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race! You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much tim! e as yo u took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.!
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20! . Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is! it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:32 pm

God gave you

Two legs to walk...

Two hands to hold...

Two ears to hear…

Two eyes to see…

But why did He

Give you

Only one Heart?!?

Because He gave the one

To someone for you to find!!!...

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:37 pm

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THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

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NINETEEN..
When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE.
Spend some time alone.

Now, here's the FUN part! This tantra totem has
been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent
around the world ten times so far. You will receive
good luck within four days of relaying this tantra
totem. Send copies to people you think need good
don't send money as fate has no price.

Do not keep this message.
The tantra totem must leave your hands in
96 hours. You will get a very pleasant surprise.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks.

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:38 pm

JOKE LNG PO TO..

LADY: doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang
na-infect.
DR : gaano kadalas ka mag sex?
LADY: Once a year po.
DR : Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!

GIRL: Ang puti ng bird mo!
BOY : Abasyempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko dyan!
GIRL: Ginagamitan mo din ba ng downy?
BOY : Bakit, bango ba?
GIRL: Lambot eh!

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at
kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat
kasi na "Sugarfree."
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!

Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
Dagul: Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako.
Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!

Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba, eh di
nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw mgling sa kama , eh di nakatipid
tayo ng 7500 sa driver!

Doc: kambal anak mo. sister mo nagbigay ng names
Ina: eh tanga un doc, ano pinangalan sa mga anak ko?
Doc: sa girl, DENICE.
Ina: aba, ok un! eh sa boy?
Doc: DENEPHEW..

Son: Ma, bakit kayo tumatalbog sa ibabaw ni daddy??
Mom: Wala anak, pinapaliit ko lang tiyan ng Daddy mo.
Son: Nye! Mapapagod ka lang kasi hinihipan din uli yan
ni yaya!

A black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy....
Baby: does this mean im an angel??
Fairy laughs....
Fairy: Of course not! negrang 'to, ambisyosa! Paniki
ka!

doc: iho, bakit mu naman sinapak ung lalaki kanina?
Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa
resulta ng AIDS test! tapos sasabihin pa niya...
THINK POSITIVE pare!

In a petshop...
Customer (talking to a parrot): "Hoy! can you speak
ha? can you speak? BOBO!'....
Parrot: "Yes, I can! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you
fly? (badwords)!"

Bigo sa pag-ibig??
Maghanap na lng ng....
KUBA - mapagkumbaba
PILAY - di ka tatakbuhan
BULAG - la paki sa looks
PIPI - di nagbibitiw ng bad words.
at eto the best....
DULING - di ka hahayaan mag-isa!

Magkaibigan kumakain...
Pedro: Anong palaman ng tinapay mo?
Juan: Kiso!
Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi yan kiso!
Chess yan.. CHESS!!

Anong tawag sa uod na nasa gitna ng kalsada??.....e di
matapang!!

Baliw1: bakit ang airplane, pag umiikot ang elisi,
umaangat sa lupa?? bakit ung bintilador kahit umiikot,
nasa mesa pa rin??
Baliw2: Tanga ka pala e! kasi ung bintilador may
kurdon, pinipigilan yon!

Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang
toothbrush ko.
Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako.
Pari: Ok, antay ako.
Sister: pasok na. wala na ako panty!

3 Baliw sa Mental nagku2wentuhan. ..
B1: ako presidente dito!
B2: wala ka sa akin! ako si bush, presidente sa
america!
B1: cno nagsabi?
B2: Ang Diyos!
B3: At kelan kita sinabihan??

Prof: who among u experienced having sex with a
ghost??
Juan raised his hand...
Prof: Really?? how does it feel to have sex with a
Ghost?
Juan: Ay pucha! Akala ko goats!!

Q: Bakit tahimik magbukas ng medicine ang tanga??.....
A: Ayaw niyang magising ang mga sleeping pills..
Nyahaha!!

Erap writing on a slumbook...
Favorite actor:
Arnold
Schawrze.. (erase)
Schaw.. (erase)
Swarzen.. (erase)
Washen.. (erase)
Swachen..(erase)
Arnold Clavio..

Teacher: jigs, ano susunod sa 7?
Jigs: 8 po!
Teacher: sa 2?
Jigs: 3 po!
Teacher: ang galing mo! sino nagturo sayo?
Jigs: tatay ko po!
Teacher: O sige, ano susunod sa 10?
Jigs: Jack po!

Nasa bubong ang sakristan namboboso sa pari at
madre.....
Madre: pano pag nabuntis ako??
Pari: bahala na ang nasa itaas!
Sakristan: Tang ina, bakit ako? Nanonood lang naman ako noh?

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:46 pm

Motivational Message

Every day should be a good day and you should live it like it's your last. Some people live a life of anger, frustration, pain, jealousy, and/or dishonesty, but all of these things will come to pass when your time here is over. Just take a moment to think .We will not be on this earth forever.One day, we will not have to worry about going to work or how we will make payment to our loan.We will not have to worry where our next meal will come from, or how we can buy a house or a car.At anytime, God could take us off of this earth, so you should appreciate today and not worry about tomorrow, for nobody knows what tomorrow will bring. When you wake up each morning, thank the Lord for waking you up.When you lie down to sleep at night, thank the Lord for another day.If you have a job, thank the Lord for your place of employment. Ask that He may bless you in everything that you do . . . Ask Him to give you the knowledge and the wisdom to do your job. If you don't have a job, thank Him anyway. Ask Him to direct you to the job that is right for you. When you are eating breakfast, lunch or dinner, say a prayer. Thank the Lord for providing food and nourishment to your body. If you are healthy, thank the Lord for the health and strength in your body. If you aren't, thank Him anyway for life, and ask Him to heal your body. So the next time that you get mad, think twice.The next time you complain about something at your job, think twice. The next time you say you wish you had steak instead of chicken, think twice. Be thankful for what you have, and the life that God has given you.Pray and ask the Lord for guidance. Be sincere, as God knows whether or not we mean it from the heart. Help those in need as a gift from your heart, and not so you can get a pat on the back.Put forth the extra effort in everything that you do. Go after what you want in life, and do whatever it takes to achieve your goals. No matter how perfect you think you are, there is always room for improvement, and an opportunity for you to do better.If you are depressed, don't cry, just hold your head up and the Lord will help you through. Pray and ask the Lord to deliver you from your state of depression. Whatever it is that you are depressed about, God will take that pain from you heart. It may not be at that moment, or that next hour, or maybe not even the next day, but He WILL do it if you just believe in Him. God may not show up when YOU want him to, but he's ALWAYS right on time. God will not give us more than we can bear.Sometimes he will present us with issues that will test our faith, but you have to be strong enough to believe that God will do exactly what he says. The message for today is to praise the Lord, have faith in the Lord, give thanks to the Lord, and live every day like it is your last. Theoretically speaking, if the Lord never does anything else for us, other than wake us up each day, put food in our mouths and clothes on our backs, we should thank him always. HE died so that we could have life on this earth. GODBLESS YOU..

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:51 pm

[color=yellow]hope u enjoy reading my qoutes...thnx!..that is no badwords just to make u happy...[color]

Subject: Re: FREEDOM WALL PO!!! Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:40 pm

ENJOY AKO SA MGA POST MO HA...OK!!...DAMI KALOKOHAN..HEHEHE...SGE LANG POST KA PA...

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